The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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