This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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