Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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