shes about as inviting as chlamydia
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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