Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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