Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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