Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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