She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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