New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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