I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he thought i was a dude.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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