Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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