Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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