You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
