But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?