I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no