Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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