waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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