my mouth tastes like poor choices
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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