Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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