I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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