Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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