insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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