should my penis look like a turkey
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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