I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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