I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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