he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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