It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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