i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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