Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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