If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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