It's Friday. Sex?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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