D3 body, D1 cock
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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