the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize