hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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