No stitches, just platelets and will power
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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