If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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