help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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