Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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