was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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