nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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