I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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