4 words: hood of his car
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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