Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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