Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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