I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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