YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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