Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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