She's JV to your varsity
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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