Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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