he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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