Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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