ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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