we have officially lost it.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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