Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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