Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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